Reclaim The Pants
(Rotary without the fund-raising)
Please recite the Pants creed
“I believe in a world where noone
has to get up off their
fat arse, where empty pontifications are duly admired, where the principle of all-talk-no-action
prevails,
and where these truths are held to be self-evident, so help me God.”
Meeting Times
Reclaim the Pants meets on the
first Tuesday of every month at
a secret venue in North Fitzroy (email Mr
Mauve
for details- address below)
a secret venue in Mildura (email Mr Lime for details - address below)
a secret venue in Brisbane (email details below)
a secret venue in Sydney (email details below)
a secret venue in Lower North Shore (email details below)
contact email addresses at the bottom of this page
----- all blokes are welcome -----
AND remember: If you're allowed to come, you're not allowed to come
Finer Points
Arrive at 7pm to avail yourself
of the pot and parmagiana special -
$10 - four international flavours
Feedback
from celebrity visits to PANTS
"I was stoked to be invited, but I didn't pash any of
them. It would have been more awesome if Mr Charcoal didn't keep interrogating me about
Phelpsie" - Stephanie
Rice
"As long as they don't drink, don't smoke, don't drive,
don't say anything mean, don't criticize umpires, don't ride bikes without
helmets, don't put their feet on public transport seating, don't have 2 sugars
in their lattes, and don't drink white wine with roast lamb, good luck to
them" - Victorian Government
"They're doomed. None of them stand for
anything" - Mark Latham
"The sheer immensity of inertia was breathtaking" -
David Attenborough
"Pants is what happens while you're busy talking
bollocks" - John Lennon
"I wouldn't return to Pants for under $10,000" -
Linda Evangelista
"There was a lovely breeze that floated in during the
early evening . I
particularly remember tucking into a nice juicy succulent parmigiana and crispy
spuds as we recounted old times.." - Keith Stackpole
"They didn't care 'bout the rocks I
got - they just stared at my rock-hard bot" - Jennifer Lopez
"I think
if that's what they want to do and they enjoy it, I can see no
problem with it, no" - Steve Bracks (ex Victorian Government)
"Yeah, I
said a few things, pissed off a few sensitive types, burnt a few bridges,
probably won't be invited back, but these things happen"- John
Elliott
START YOUR OWN
RECLAIM-THE- PANTS CHAPTER
NEW CHAPTERS
All you need is 2 blokes and a
pub
meet once a month (preferably first
Tuesday),
and join in our surveys
colours start afresh within each new
chapter
ie. there is a Mr Apricot (Nth Fitz)
and a Mr Apricot (Brisbane) etc.
Email Mr Mauve for further instructions (if I can think of any) - my email address is below
Still use this website as a base and your members will get
week-before
and day-before meeting reminder emails from me
which will
include the month's theme survey topic
NEW
WEBSITE LINKS
to your business, personal
website, etc.
please email me and they will appear
with the others on the LINKS page
Congratulations!
Since March 2002 you are the 1000003 th
visitor to our site
Mr
Mauve - North Fitzroy Chapter
E-Mail:
stuartmcarthur@hotmail.com
Mr
Lime - Mildura Chapter
E-Mail:
info@boulevarde.com.au
Mr
Sky Blue - Brisbane Chapter
E-Mail:
leapingsolutions@bigpond.com
Mr
- Sydney Chapter
E-Mail:
Stephen_Brankstone@sita.com.au
Mr
- Lower North Shore Chapter
E-Mail:
redpacket@optusnet.com.au
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